It occurred to me that it was only 2 days after Freddy T threw his hat in the ring on the Tonight Show that the first tape from UBL showed up. Coincidence? Perhaps not!
As many of you have surely noticed, Bin Laden has obviously hired an image consultant. Despite his denouncing the Democratic Majority for supporting funds for the war, it's pretty plain to see he's seething with jealousy that he himself can't throw his turban into the ring.
UBL has apparently hired John Edwards' hair dresser, as evidenced in his newly trimmed and dyed beard. A closer look will show that he's obviously now wearing designer sheets: a clear signal that he's taking Hillary's fashion sense to heart.
We all know the name game thing with poor Obama, but don't you think UBL is now trying to mimic that "from the heart" feeling in the mannerisms he now projects?
I think I'm going to keep a sharp eye on todays "new" video. I heard from an undisclosed source that UBL has a new scheme up his sheet. He's ordered all the old "Gomer Pyle, USMC" shows on DVD, and is studying them frame by frame. He's figured out that if he can crank up a good imitation of Jim Nabors, he can then kidnap Huckabee and step into the race. On the Tonight Show, of course.
Unless we all convert to Islam.
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